Slap... How did you get past all the recently, re-armed death traps?
Slap... and all the magical ward i cast?
Slap... what do you want?
Slap... stop hitting me..
Yep, this is how i envision this going
Slap... How did you get past all the recently, re-armed death traps?
Slap... and all the magical ward i cast?
Slap... what do you want?
Slap... stop hitting me..
Yep, this is how i envision this going
Later.
"You were wrong, Sphinxie. It only took 20 slaps for him to start crying."
"Yes, but that was to cry like a normal wizard. At 42 is when the pitch of his voice changes so that his crying is like a little girl."
"... Seriously?"
"Uh huh!"
"I'll be back."