Yo momma so fat the last time she went swimming she chewed a divers foot and they closed down sea world.
A terrorist walks into a pet store and says ""You have 5 minutes to get out of here...I'm going to blow myself up."" Tortoise : Dafuq :-/
Why do farmers put bells on cows? Because their horns dont work!
What drinking game is Hillary Clinton best at? Flip Cup (coin)
Why did the Mexican fail English class? Because he refused to turn in his essays
