I have just filmed my girlfriend using her toes to wank me off. Nice bit of footage.
The Worst Striker by Mr Goal
Before encouraging everyone to ""do whatever makes you happy,"" ask if anyone is a sadist. Don't encourage the sadists.
What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore? Because that I totally get.
Did you hear about that giant cooling device in Florida? It was a Miami heat fan.
