GUY 1: Why can't we skip rope without society judging us? GUY 2: What if we occasionally beat the crap out of each other? Boxing is born.
You give great word of mouth
When co-workers ask if the photos on my desk are my kids, I like to say, ""No, they're Dan's from accounting. But they're so cute!""
What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up? Its axle rose.
How are children like cellphones? If you've lost one and haven't found it in a couple days, chances are it's probably dead.
