Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court? He was charged with battery.
What's the difference between a lesbian and a vacuum cleaner? One is great with a carpet, the other one sucks my dick.
The porn version of Interstellar is out ... It's called ""IntoStella"". For the bonus point: in the gay porn version, Matthew McConaughey ends up in Uranus.
What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
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