Shrimp Why did the shrimp cross the road? To get to the other tide.
If I don't get my IBS and anger issues figured out... I'm going to lose my shit.
Seagull joke Q: What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts? A: Steven Seagull
Where's the best place to hide after committing a murder? Behind a badge.
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.
