Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing zone in a swimming pool.
At my soccer game, the referee looked a lot like Edward Snowden... What a whistle blower.
Thank you, U.S. Senate. I've been asking and telling people things all day!
What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows? A Helenkelicopter.
Why did Hitler blows his brains out?... Because he saw his gas bill. Also this joke isn't funny, one of my family members died in a concentration camp. He went to take a piss and fell out of a tower.
