What do you call a vagina that talks back to you? An answering cervix
[interview at Bass Pro Shops] So, tell me a little about yourself. Me: *dressed in camouflage* Wait, you can see me?!
Whats similar between a hurricane and women? They come in hot and wet and leave with **THE LAWN CHAIRS WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARA YOU BITCH!**
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack! Quack! Quack!""
What do you call an epileptic in a bush? Russell
