GF: ""You're cute when you're drunk"" Me: ""You're cute when I'm drunk too""
what do you call a cheap circumsion A rip off
What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common? No *ball*room
What do you call a Thu'um that makes a dragon orgasm? A Cu'um.
Boss: Is that beer? You're not supposed to drink at work! Me: You're not supposed to cheat on your wife. Boss: You're doing a great job.
