For Christmas last year I got a sweater. This year I'd prefer a moaner or a squirter.
ME: need help? GIRL (having car trouble): could u give me a jump ME (inflating the bounce house I keep in my trunk): I thought u'd never ask
Who do grammar nazis hang out with now? The alt-write.
Where'd the rabbi stay on business? The L'Hyatt
What is Israel's favorite planet? Jewpiter
