What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water? ""I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!""
Why don't mathematicians have degrees? They prefer radians.
I was going to tell a time travel joke... but you didn't like it.
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese? Because he's not a rat.
