Why is it awful to be an egg? You only get laid once, it takes three minutes to get hard, and you come in a box with eleven others.
How many ears does Spock have? Three, a left ear, right ear, and a Final Frontier.
Billion Dollar Idea: Child-Cancelling Headphones
Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
BREAKING: Justin Bieber expresses interest in being baptized. Over 4 million people volunteer to hold his head under water.
Cowardly idiot, why not pick on a whale? Why are you trying to harm Steemit? We don't live in a utopia, investors in Steemit need to make a profit or there will be no incentive to be here. You are worse than Pol Pot!
The code is the law ~ Self voting is written into the code