Satellite Radio. (Sirius Tweet)
My ex got me arrested cause I used to sit outside her house all day. She thought I was stalking her but i wasn't, i just had her WiFi code.
Human: your name is Flipper Dolphin: (angerly) uh ok, HAND
My wife doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. This is all I'm spending for her Christmas present. So far she's getting a McChicken.
Fuck you KFC with your ""we don't serve hot dogs"" and your ""we don't accept $30 bills"".
