Whiteboards are remarkable
What did the first cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
2 blondes were walking along a beach when one said, ""Look! A dead bird!"" The other looked up.
If you're starting a sentence with ""not to sound like a bitch,"" guess what you're going to sound like.
Why do french doctors always book followup appointments? Because they have a knack for retreat-ing
