What did the right ball say to the left ball? Dont talk to the guy in the middle he's a dick
What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts. Credit to the man who came through my check lane at work.
A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, ""Why is that, Angus""
The lady in front of me wearing yoga pants keeps bending over to pick up quarters, hope she will for dimes too, as I'm out of quarters.
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