ME: I need you to look at my balls, doc *removes pants* DR: Ok what seems to be the problem? ME: *swivels hips sensually* Nuthin
What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ? The Sirens of the Rams.
I hate lollipop ladies They make me cross
A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, ""How much for a beer?""The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge.""
When he died, Beethoven left something on his piano bench It was the same thing he left in his toilet: his last movement
