Make day funny (6906d)

in #joke8 years ago

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Running a custard factory has its challenges You really go through thick and thin.

why couldn't the rabbi eat out during passover? His girlfriend had a yeast infection

Hubby has an alarm app where you can record your own sounds or music to wake up to. I just changed his to ""THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!""

Cucumbers are 95% water, Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers so I am 95% Jesus.

Ever since i started wearing camo all the time... My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore.

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