Me: damn, doc I'm losing my hair. What can you give me to keep it in? Dr.: a plastic bag
Guaranteed best way way for anyone to catch a Bird.(pour salt on it) Because If you pour salt on it, your close enough to just pick it up.
*on phone* He: so where is this going, babe? Me: *dumps pop rocks into mouth* I can't hear you...reception's bad!!
I want to start a business selling bait for fishing I plan to call it, ""Master Baiters & Tackle""
please stop asking me to change my password, i'm getting tired of renaming my cat all the time
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