Whats the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your Mom can't take a joke.
Hello? Is the Communist Party here? Delete my subscription. I just won the lottery.
How do you find an old man in the dark? It isn't hard.
Why was Plutarch considered a great comedian? He was the first to practice dead-pan-delivery.
I thought about another woman while having sex with my wife so to make up for it... I thought of my wife while having sex with another woman.
