Did you hear about the truck full of blueberries that crashed on the highway? It caused a traffic jam.
When it comes to stalking, I'm right behind you.
What food, when consumed by a female, causes a complete loss of desire? Wedding cake.
The wife and I were lying in bed this morning when she said, ""I think the romance in this relationship is dead."" I wish she wouldn't talk to me while I'm having a wank.
If I ever need an amber lamps really quickly... I'm going to call a tow truck instead.
