[OC] What does a blind pessimist say? ""What glass?""
A wife went with her husband to his doctors appointment... Doctor: I'm gonna need a urine and stool sample. Wife (to husband): Just give him your underwear honey!!!
""That 'Hanglider' bird is a tough sonofabitch..."" ""... I had to shoot it 5 times before he let the man go""
LPT: Name Your Hands, Instant 3some
I'm really bad at portioning uncooked pasta...so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready.
