LOLZ Dividends Report for 3/27/2024

[lolzbot]

LOLZ Defi Dividends Report.

This is the LOLZ Defi Dividends report for 3/27/2024. This is an automated report. All earnings from this post will be used for project development. Token earnings will be staked to increase curation value.

What is LOLZ Defi?

LOLZ Defi is a way to earn passive income on the Hive Blockchain and includes three components.

• LOLZ Curation
• LOLZ Farming
• LOLZ Dividends

Each component works together to provide value to LOLZ users, delegators, and holders. Learn more about how LOLZ Defi works in our Introduction to LOLZ Defi post.

Dividends

Forty percent of curation earnings are paid out as dividends to the top 125 LOLZ holders on a pro-rated basis weekly. Currently, dividends are paid out for two to four tokens per day, such that all pool rewards are paid out once per week.

Token	Today's Dividends
CTP	0.019
ALIVE	150.721
SME	2633.225
HH	6354.949

The dividends are divided among the top 125 LOLZ holders on a pro-rated basis. The share for each of the top 125 stakers is calculated as their staked LOLZ divided by the total staked LOLZ for the top 125 stakers.

User	LOLZ Staked	Share (%)
@fjworld	100279.11043199	9.42
captaincryptic	80848.9862113	7.6
@weldmaster	65800.60858595	6.18
@cryptounicorn420	42292.91237875	3.97
@fun.curator	40337.76292534	3.79
@alive.chat	35710.59064315	3.36
@pof.lolz	33059.79847909	3.11
@ironshield	32682.56621639	3.07
@der-prophet	24595.6593173	2.31
@hafiz34	21603.90407029	2.03
@dynamicrypto	20147.1883369	1.89
@benefice-net	20100.89011009	1.89
@egistar	19394.94730226	1.82
@awesomegames007	18899.33123486	1.78
@entrepidus	18121.19345717	1.7
@master-lamps	18058.15052904	1.7
@flaxz	18051.80049535	1.7
@thgaming	16628.43216354	1.56
@slothbuzz	15705.7831836	1.48
@atma.love	13425.72950102	1.26
@tokenpimp	11368.43363348	1.07
@servelle	10127.26298484	0.95
@ieronimus	9951.80566223	0.94
@lorddiablo	9613.75622005	0.9
@forsakensushi	9257.24359924	0.87
@alex2alex	9137.01368133	0.86
@yeckingo1	8898.83257715	0.84
@cryptomeme	8163.07763014	0.77
@arpuch	8116.23313523	0.76
@rayius	7194.43887485	0.68
@tydynrain	7164.33733141	0.67
@nomaddreamer	7069.58561405	0.66
@onetrueself	6991.0	0.66
@noctury	6544.30126399	0.62
@davidthompson57	6526.32065108	0.61
@georgeknowsall	6101.96919166	0.57
@phanty	5884.33503511	0.55
@hivecurious	5860.65630687	0.55
@vocup	5823.29360263	0.55
@dotwin1981	5618.55319223	0.53
@hoosie	5614.81508969	0.53
@thebighigg	5231.19353694	0.49
@chaosmagic23	5102.69189233	0.48
@serhotest	5017.87895474	0.47
@beststart	4948.0724415	0.47
@kryptodenno	4822.17263911	0.45
@vaynard86	4732.18063202	0.44
@fun.miner	4644.21021153	0.44
@newigennity	4620.1053196	0.43
@blue.rabbit	4407.53148245	0.41
@starcitizenfan	4340.77653066	0.41
@andy4475	4098.00574607	0.39
@cliffagreen	4065.1025156	0.38
@assassyn	3914.46621418	0.37
@manuvert	3911.88292901	0.37
@fun.farms	3808.84062864	0.36
@killerwot	3783.06789383	0.36
@curatingunicorn	3718.44228884	0.35
@myjob	3675.31857032	0.35
@flaxz.alive	3666.68585916	0.34
@ricardoeloy	3560.01542418	0.33
@chapelle	3529.06342931	0.33
@happyme	3395.00100505	0.32
@dubble	3388.10457261	0.32
@itharagaian	3375.27674432	0.32
@definethedollar	3295.10475839	0.31
@win.hive	3294.87271587	0.31
@heruvim1978	3286.16452831	0.31
@imno	3284.58132187	0.31
@svanbo	3260.72471986	0.31
@aliveandthriving	3237.9745371	0.3
@crazyphantombr	3205.64890839	0.3
@hive-loto	3158.76045582	0.3
@thisisawesome	3109.51451903	0.29
@memess.fun	3052.07419127	0.29
@metzli	3001.05584039	0.28
@arc7icwolf	2956.4791271	0.28
@gondek	2949.0091538	0.28
@dbooster	2911.43338	0.27
@amaari	2908.04846948	0.27
@blitzzzz	2821.64029632	0.27
@cursephantom	2813.77820527	0.26
@sylmarill	2801.77949374	0.26
@donjaun	2785.96359228	0.26
@aliveprojects	2757.27306333	0.26
@ana-maria	2722.07946388	0.26
@lolz.devs	2632.34422495	0.25
@libertycrypto27	2631.15560008	0.25
@edgerik	2621.96044488	0.25
@spoonies	2588.6504916	0.24
@thatcryptodave	2578.4152061	0.24
@magic.fun	2457.42636075	0.23
@orionvk	2421.2349018	0.23
@shiftrox	2416.15558376	0.23
@savvytester	2407.72144248	0.23
playbyhive	2395.15731277	0.23
@saffisara	2387.72952732	0.22
@tokutaro22	2312.45732645	0.22
@new.things	2280.41098318	0.21
@jfang003	2275.49345022	0.21
@holovision.cash	2227.62664795	0.21
@engilhramn	2220.68791485	0.21
@stewie.wieno	2214.74533618	0.21
@andy-vibes	2207.94627042	0.21
@keechadkikali	2171.27473475	0.2
@kiokizz	2167.06187352	0.2
@heartbeatonhive	2160.98319822	0.2
@memess	2131.98186147	0.2
@epic-fail	2079.46337901	0.2
@mario89	2065.97424393	0.19
@voltz-blag	2027.28017089	0.19
@danielhuhservice	2021.44636935	0.19
@belhaven14	1989.47248946	0.19
@stdd	1965.00067613	0.18
@houhou	1948.24331888	0.18
@reward.app	1916.1664954	0.18
@memehive	1871.64838717	0.18
@ben.haase	1855.285324	0.17
@littlebee4	1813.14642961	0.17
@postgres	1802.0	0.17
@papilloncharity	1745.0158381	0.16
@jim-crypto	1737.27076683	0.16
@photo-curator	1721.4357766	0.16
@myothuzar	1718.37504537	0.16
@uthantzin	1705.40201275	0.16

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

• Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

• Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

• The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

• Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

• Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[tydynrain]

Thank you so very much, !LOLZ team! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙

[barski]

!PIZZA

[tydynrain]

Gargantuan thanks to you, @barski! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of tydynrain

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?
Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[barski]

!ALIVE

[fun.farms]

!LOLZ 🤡

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[chapelle]

!ALIVE
!LOLZ

[youarealive]

@lolzbot! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ chapelle. _(4/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of chapelle

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[barski]

!ALIVE

[youarealive]

@chapelle! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ barski. _(10/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[barski]

!VSC
!LOLZ
!MEME

[visualbot]

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[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do locomotives know where they're going?
Lots of training
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(8/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was going to tell you a time travel joke...
but you didn't like it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[barski]

!ALIVE

[youarealive]

@holovision.cash! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ barski. _(9/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[ironshield]

Over my 3% goal!

!LOLZ
!PGM
!COFFEE

[savvytester]

Your !LOLZ token tipping command didn't work, most likely because the LOLZ bot detected more than one other token tipping command on the same comment. 🤔🤓

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.
_{Credit: reddit}
@ironshield, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 13}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[pgm-curator]

You just received 0.05 COFFEE! Good coffee my friend
_{number of commands left: 2}

_{If you also want to send COFFEE buy them here on hive-engine}

[barski]

!ALIVE

[youarealive]

@ironshield! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ barski. _(8/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[hivecurious]

Thanks!
!ALIVE
!LOLZ 👍

[youarealive]

@lolzbot! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ hivecurious. _(6/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(7/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[barski]

!VSC

[fjworld]

!LOLZ
!LUV
!ALIVE
!PGM
!BBH

[savvytester]

Please note that the LUV token tipping command won't work if there are more than three bot commands (whether for tipping tokens or otherwise) on the same comment, and !LOLZ won't work if there are more than two token tipping tokens on the same comment. 🤗🤓

[fjworld]

Thank you

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If asbestos is really as bad as it is claimed...
...then I don't want to know how bad asworstos is.
_{Credit: reddit}
@fjworld, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[lolz.pimp]

lolztoken.com

YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.

[thepimpdistrict]

^{You must be killin' it out here!
@lolz.pimp just slapped you with 5.000 PIMP, @savvytester.
You earned 5.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 2/4 possible people today.}

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^{Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District}

[bbhbot]

@lolzbot! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @fjworld. _(3/50)

[youarealive]

@lolzbot! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fjworld. _(3/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 6}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[barski]

!VSC

[visualbot]

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Uses: 24/25