Funny story

in #busy8 years ago

Everyone calls me Satan from the early hours because there is a strange thing in me. I can see the devil, I can feel
Come true words

One day I saw a devil in front of the house. I have prepared my own handwork very quickly. Then a book lying in the bed lying on the bed I started reading, after reading for a while, I saw that Satan entered my room with a couple of feet. When I came to the room, I looked at him once and sat down and sat down with my head. I did not tell him good and bad. He tried to catch up with me when I saw the silence. First asked my welfare? Then he said - what to do?

I said in reply to him - read books. It was quite a while to speak this way. In it I saw Satan started handbulls on my head. In a little bit I felt a little relaxing. Within a few minutes the head was loaded, I kept the book on the chest and felt full and comfortable. In the meantime, the devil started heading off the body. I felt quite well that the body was pressed, and after the moment the body became inactive. I could not understand when I fell asleep.

Suddenly I got up in the morning - Satan was still sitting near my head. I asked him - did you still do not? Satan answered, "I am sitting to thank you." I said, why thank you? Satan said - you saved my life so I was astonished and asked how do I live my life? In response, Satan said - I went there all day, but I could not do any bad thing. At the end of the day I came to you - I saw you sitting. You were my last target. If you could not do evil with me then my master would have destroyed me today. Because three days later I failed to do evil. And our rule is that if anyone fails to perform satanic work for three consecutive days, then he is destroyed.

Satan stopped again for a while - when I was not expecting any hope, at that moment you do a good job, right then you start lying down in the book with your hand. You know - if you do not do any good work then we do not have any work. And if we do not do any work then we do not have any work. Because if a person does not do any work, he starts producing satanic production from his head, and we do not need to do bad things with him.

I looked at the devil with a little head-he started talking again- whenever I saw you lying on the book, I went to you, first you put a hand on your head, and when you saw that you started looking at your eyes, you started pressing your whole body. I saw you are asleep very quickly. You know, people are wise when reading books. They learn to differentiate between good and bad and refrain from doing bad things. That is why among us satans, the biggest devil that can stop people from learning. Thank you for that - you helped me get the title of the big devil and save life.

I looked at the smiling face of Satan and told him that I have something to say about you. Satan said what he heard say

I started to tell him that when I saw you outside of the room, thinking that why was Satan in front of my room? He does not want to be here without the intention of the devil. I thought about you for a while. Then I got an idea - as part of her, I fell in love with the book. I saw you entering the room started talking to me and started my satanic. I did not say anything to you. I was tired, I was headache again. I used to lie down in my hand only because I knew that the devil's head was destroyed when you saw someone reading. So, I tried to use my hands and feet only. There was no purpose to read or understand, only the purpose was to beat the body. Let's go back and tell me if you ever need it again - I'll rescue you.
Curve: [Leave sleeping medicine, read books before sleeping, the rest of the work is Satan's]
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