Greetings hoomans! This is Kala, my owner is currently being punished by the missus so I have hijacked... I mean borrowed his account, woof! For why he is being punished. I heard he writes an article about valentines day or something as a joke. Unfortunately for him, the missus didn't find it amusing, woof! So he was punished by cleaning the house and doing the laundry, woof!
He totally deserves it for making the missus unhappy, woof! Anyways, since the owner is busy. I will be using his laptop while he do the laundry, woof, woof! Since I have the laptop all by myself, I wonder what fun things I can do with it? Facebook? Twitter? YouTube perhaps? Nope, too mainstream, woof! Even a dog knows you can't trust mainstream, woof!
Oh, wait woof! No need to look elsewhere, woof! I often heard my silly owner boasting of a certain decentralised (?) social media, woof! Wait, did I spelled that right? Heck, who cares,woof!? I'm a doggy. I'll just act cute and everyone will forgive me, woof!
Now where to begin, woof? Should I watch some videos? Dtube, woof? Okay I'll start with that, woof! I heard there is no annoying ads there. Then after that, should I listen to Dsound? Then I can also stream using Dlive, woof! Oh right! Maybe there are some doge memes at Dmania woof! I can also make my own doge memes with Decentmeme, woof!
By the way, why are there names always starts with "D" woof? Maybe the "D" stands for doggy, woof? Right, that should be it, woof! I'm a genius, woof! There should also be something similar to Twitter, woof! I think it's called Zappl, woof! Why isn't it name starts with "D" woof? Ah, who cares, woof! Uh, oh! My owner is back, woof!
Got to go, woof! You'll keep this a secret, right? I'll "borrow" this laptop again if have the chance, woof! Goodbye for now hoomans! Woof! Woof!
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