It is time for another #squirrelsunday
The emperor Napoleon Bonaparte has been reincarnated as a squirrel.
The resemblance is striking.
The hidden hand gives away his new physical form.
Historians say the hidden hand is a subtle gesture to represent an upper class person who is calm but firm in demeanor.
Others say that posing for photographs with both hands out is rude and lower class...
But the conspiracy theorists know that the hidden hand is really a sign of masonic initiation to the innermost circle of power.
The secret rulers of the world flaunt this symbol in their photographs to show everyone subconsciously that they own the world. Sadly Napoleon here has to start his new world order over again in the form of a squirrel. How will I rule this forest and all the walnut treasures in it when I'm the only Masonic squirrel in existence?
Perhaps if I pose for enough photos the human masons will recognize me and will work on my behalf in taking over this forest...
Ehh but now most humans have stopped being masons and don't even recognize the signs anymore. Instead they are obsessed with super bowl halftime shows that are using them incorrectly... Looks like I will need to build my empire from the ground up scrapping with other squirrels in the forest.
But for nostalgia sake I will strike the pose whenever I can to feel important and powerful again... Meanwhile an owl was impressed by the pose and snatched him out of the branch to bring home to its chicks. What will Napoleon's next form be besides owl poop?
Another decade later he was reborn as a corn snake. Sadly no hidden hands can be thrown in this form. The best he could possibly do is an Ouroboros. But if he strikes that pose he's libel to continue eating himself to death...
That's all for now, thanks for looking :-)
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He's a very powerful and tiny force to be reckoned with.
Hahaha Napoleon there were two others after him... The second did not last long and the last one when he set up certain institutions. The French Revolution covers a period of ten years which extends from the opening of the Estates General on May 5, 1789 to the coup d'état of 18 Brumaire (November 9, 1799) led by Napoleon Bonaparte. He fought a lot of war. It is now estimated that 600,000 to 1.3 million French people died during military campaigns between 1792 and 1815, including 70 to 75% for the wars of the Empire (1805-1815), or between 400,000 and one million. The actual numbers are probably closer to the high end of a range (800,000-1 million).
Not to mention the deaths faced by his troops of Napoleon. It's good that he was reincarnated as a squirrel and then as a snake, it saved him from starting to decimate the population again.
The Greek gods have cursed him to be reincarnated as lowly life forms so he can never ruin the earth again. I suspect quite a few additional rulers of today will become squirrels in the next life too lol.
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Thanks again @ackhoo :-)
From Napoleon to Viking god to Masonic conspiracy theorys all in one post and oh yeah squirrels 😂
We just need a squirrel riding a huge high atmospheric balloon to add to the distraction.
I’ve never seen a squirrel do that before. It was a really lovely chestnut color!
I see them do that a lot during winter when I'm chasing them with the camera. I think its a way to keep their hand warm. Too bad they aren't marsupials with hand warming pockets.