Over the hill, there was a Dale.
A fine-looking man, some say.
Many a woman tried courting young Dale
Many women left brokenhearted.
Fathers came to call.
Dale skedaddled before he was harmed.
To start all over again.
Over the hill, Dale went.
He wasn't a picky man.
He just wanted to fall in love.
A strange concept in times of hills and dales.
A more determined man than there ever was.
Up and down Dale went.
Searching for the love of his life.
Finally, Dale ran out of dales to run.
He had a look about.
Before him stood a lady,
Daisy, seven feet in all.
Dale fell madly in love.
Her pale green skin shone brightly.
Dale weakened in his knees.
Gazing up at his true love.
Dale popped the question for all to see.
Daisy leaned down.
Took a whiff.
And had a scrumptious stew that night.
Help someone smile today. It can not hurt you.
Snook
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Clearly, Daisy is a zombie....
Bwahahhaaaa! I thought that too for a second!
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I love the way your mind thinks! @snook
Mary had a little lamb Full of tricks and rollicks
One day it tried to jump the fence.
And hurt his little .... ... ... toe
pretty bad toe LOLLL
that would hurt :D
bollocks
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i BUSTED OUT LAUGHING at the end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what in the world!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLL you're in a giddy mood, I see! hahahahahahaha and i love it!!!!
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Yes, yes I am.
I am so happy to make YOU laugh LOLLL
seriously!!!!!!!! i was like - wait.. 7 feet..
wait - GREEN!!! lol
WAIT!!!! STEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Perfect! YOU needed a laugh and so did I :D
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okay off to read your post :D
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You're awesome. Thanks for joining us with this gem @snook 😃
Thank YOU for inviting me :D
I really had fun!!
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I'm in hysterics and also distress at the same time. After everything, he ended up in a stew pot? That's quite sad. This was a really beautiful but unexpected poem. Nice one.✨
Thank you so much!! I am so happy I could make you laugh!!
Thank you for stopping to read and for your great comment!!
I was so triggered by Dale at first but then I was not, lol.
Tucking humor in poetry looks good on you 😌
Thank You!!
and I do like a happy ending :D
A wonderful daisy tale about dale 😂😂♥️
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it still makes me laugh :D
Thank You so much for reading it!!
No problem
It was a fun read😂😂
Love Daisys, especially the dukes ones. 😁
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oh, nevermind..........
Maybe Monday.....
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This is quite a funny story, so he ended up in the belly of daisy 🤔🤔
she was hungry :D
and thank YOU!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed really hard at the end.
That is all I care about! Thank you!!
Awww
Helping someone smile is a beautiful thing that can help unite the world.
It costs nothing to do that
I agree!
Thank you for reading my poem!!
https://leofinance.io/threads/@snook/re-leothreads-2apfwpqc5
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Oh dear, I sure didn't see that coming! Poor Dale!