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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”

Credit: reddit
@definethedollar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @sonaker

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ
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YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
For being an !LOLZ supporter. Thank you.


You must be killin' it out here!
@lolz.pimp just slapped you with 5.000 PIMP, @sonaker.
You earned 5.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 2/2 possible people today.

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