This Saturday September 21st is a very special day. No...not ONLY because it’s my lovely wife @reeseshara’s day of birth, but more importantly...it’s fuckin Batman Day!!! Don’t worry...she gave up here and is no longer reading my nonsense. Look...I’ll prove it. My wife is a dirty skank and while she’s only in her late 30’s...she looks 65.
You’ll see...no response from her at all. If this was stupid Snapchat or Facebook, she would see it instantly and chuck back some banter about me having a micro penis or something. Oh well. Happy Birthday pumpkin!!!
Back to the important shit!!! Batman Day!!!! This is a day that honors the Caped Crusader in many ways. One in particular is through comic shops across the globe. At participating retailers, you’ll be able to snag to free comics!!!
Retailers handle these giveaways differently so be sure to check with their policy before you corral the neighborhood for freebies. Also, support that small business. They are going out of their way to purchase these books to give away so do the right thing and buy something ya cheap bastards!!!! Don’t be like my wife.
The books that will be available are a Batman Who Laughs Special Edition and a Batman Nightwalker which I believe contains the first chapter of the new graphic novel coming out. Exciting!!! Exactly the opposite of my marriage!!!
To find your local shop that’s participating, just pop onto the locator service and pop in your location. Or just...use google you dummy. You made it here on Steemit against all odds and you do not know how to find a comic shop in your neighborhood??!? Hopeless!!!
https://www.comicshoplocator.com/
Another fun thing to coincide is that a handful of major cities around this spinning ball of madness will be shining the Batsignal bright for all to see....and to let those pesky pick pockets that Batman is coming to fuck em up!!!
Peep that shit at these locations if in the area. I’ll probably be at some lame dinner celebrating my wife getting one year closer to croaking. Thanks for having me miss looking at a light in NYC...
-Melbourne Australia at FED Square
-Tokyo at MAGNET by SHIBUYA109 Shibuya Scramble Crossing
-Berlin at Potzdamer Platz 11
-Paris at Galeries Lafayette
-Barcelona at Museu Nacional d’Art de Catalunya
-London at the Senate House
-São Paulo at Itaúsa - LMB
-New York TBA
-Montreal at Complex Dupuis
-Mexico City at Torre Reforma
-Los Angeles at City Hall
Oh...and some Batman Snapchat shit too. I dunno...
So I hope you participate in some capacity and score some conics. I have to go rush buy my stupid wife a gift now. Dollar store....here I come!!!!
Happy Batman Day to all!!!!! Oh...and I guess Happy Birthday Baby. ❤️ 😜
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Happy Birthday, Mrs. Blewitt!!! However, let your hubby check out the Bat Signal!
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