To those of you following the birthday battle series, you'll recall that I was the winner in 2016, but I was up against stiff competition in 2017 with Brandon's hilarious video, which gave me a tour of various housing options for seniors. Today the birthday battle series picks up in October 2017, three days after my birthday. At the time, I was in Mexico and didn't expect Brandon to knock it out of the park with his video. I had to take several hours out of my vacation to come up with a response.
As I mentioned in the introduction post, my friend Brandon and I have a long-standing tradition of making fun of each other on our birthdays. Since I'm three days older than Brandon, each year he makes fun of me for being disgustingly old. Three days later, I remind him that he needs to grow up and stop being such an immature child.
Each year our messages seem to get more and more carried away.
This series of posts will document our birthday feud. Brandon has no idea I'm posting all of this to the Hive blockchain, but he will find out on his birthday this October. All money raised from up-votes will be donated to Children's Miracle Network in Canada. It's the perfect charity, because it will be a miracle if Brandon ever stops acting like a child.
Here is my 2017 post to Brandon:
"You raised the bar this year... I didn't think you could reach the bar, but you somehow raised it.
Good news, though, Little Brandito. Some friendly Mexicans found out it was your birthday and wanted to show you that Grand Sirenis Hotel and Resort has something for all ages."