I'm not really pissed off. I'm just having a bit of fun. And of course there is also a bit of a truth in my comment.
I would actually advice most people to upvote their own posts directly. Since that results in receiving part of the curation fee yourself. And with part I refer to a part of the curation fee from later upvotes.
So next to a direct self vote you can also do a few more things to minimize the curation rewards and maximize the author reward.