Ever since getting off of FB I like to think that I waste far less time on mindless BS on the internet. Now when I waste time because I am standing in line or something like that I look at 9-gag's "Funny" section and honestly, I think I learn more there than I ever did from FB and I certainly laugh a lot more. Here are some of the meme's that gave me a chuckle this week.
I've got a bit of a reputation for being able to seriously hold my booze. I might get a little bit louder and run off at the mouth but I am never violent, I am never emotional, and I never put myself or anyone else at risk. I am the perfect drunk. But there have been more than one occasion where I have thrown up, normally because of a shot that I did not want but someone ordered for me anyway, then manned up and kept right on drinking. It takes more than a little purge to stop me.
I saw something similar to this recently and thought it seemed weird and also I am a bit of a math nerd too. I'm sure you get the reference if you are at least a little bit good at math. If not, I'll explain it to you in the comments.
As a single guy, I dabble with Tinder on occasion. I wouldn't say that my half-assed search (I match with tons of girls but rarely even talk to them) has been terribly fruitful and I have only ever actually met a handful of the women that I matched with over the years. Perhaps I need to change up my profile and do something like this guy.
I don't care what your politics are, that shit was funny and there are a ton of memes about it on 9gag and elsewhere and rightfully so. They did it to Trump as well so don't anyone get their panties in a bunch over this.
Every now and then someone out there makes a helpful and easy to use chart like this one for any aspiring zoologists out there. There's a lot of similarities between horses and crocodiles that I was completely unaware of!
The helpful and intelligent people over at 9gag don't stop at just providing helpful information about animals but also entire countries. I learned a lot about Russia thanks to this one.
Last but not least there is this one and I realize that it technically is not a meme but rather a screencap of a very clever post someone made somewhere, probably 4chan. At least I hope it isn't real, I can imagine getting that worked up over something so trivial but you never know!
Ok, one more and I actually use this ever since seeing it and so can you
That'll do me this week. I hope you enjoyed em!
That one about iron and aluminum is so nuts! Where do people come up with this stuff. I can just see someone drunk and telling that story to a group of people at a party. Actually, it reminds me a lot of a guy I used to work with. I could totally see those words coming out of his mouth right now! Great stuff this week. I am lucky in that I am pretty friendly when I get a little tipsy too. I have been around angry drunks and they are definitely a buzz kill.
The angry drunks are the worst. I had a friend who was an ex boxer and he would start fights with someone, just anyone, any time he got that way. Person after person told Mauro that they weren't going to hang out with him anymore because of this because it was always his fault the fights started and got to the point where he was just too much of a liability to hang out with. I have never been in a drunk fight.
The aluminum thing is obviously a fake story but yeah, where do people come up with this?
I am lucky that I have never had to deal with anyone like that. It can see how it might be good to have one in your pocket if you happen to run up against another one. I've never been in a fight period, so I am thankful for that!
Those memes are really good. People don't stop inventing things. But it's a good way to entertain yourself.