Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Civilization
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entries from @theabsolute, @traciyork, and @proto26
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
@theabsolute!
(Specifically, my favorite was U’bun’too? Because that’s also a very cute image.)
And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
HSBI
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Our winner was
@theabsolute
Our entries came from
@theabsolute, @proto26, @traciyork
(See @improv’s wallet for prize confirmation!)
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Civilization!
As in,
Recorded history begins all the way back in the suntanning era: the Bronzer Age.
OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
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Why were the mothers in Potamia so upset with their kids?
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Because they made a Mesopotamia
Haaaa that's terrible! haaaaaa
The topic is... invisible?
(yes, I know from the bit at the top that it's actually, "Civilization" but couldn't resist... 😁)
Oh! nice observation! Thanks for the help! I'll fix it now!
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