Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is apple
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from @theabsolute, @felipejoys, @sharanaithal, @happyme, @proto26
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
HSBI
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Our winner was
@theabsolute
Our entries came from
@theabsolute, @felipejoys, @sharanaithal, @happyme, @proto26
See my wallet for prize confirmations!
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Apple
As in,
Why did the apple do so many sit ups? Because it was working on its core.
OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
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Apple's parents were disappointed because he decided to study philosophy. They wanted him to be a STEM major
How many children do trees always have? They have trEEplets!
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What number do apples fear the most?
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Pi
Spooky!
Johnny's wife divorced him after discovering him spreading his seed all around town
"I can't understand a thing that my iDevice is telling me..."
"Doesn't it come with an applehensive guide?"
sounds so sarcastic
Good :)
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