Of course, I have to participate - and in keeping with some of the others, I am going to give you German Bird names - and I don't think you want to use any of them lol
Ziegenmelker - goat milker
Wachtelkönig - King of the Wachtel - crex crex
Rotschenkel - Red Thighs - Tringa totanus-Common Redshank
Kiebitz - just sounds good :) Vanellus vanellus-Northern Lapwing
Lachmöwe - laughing Seegull - Larus ridibundus-Black-headed Gull