Started working with him after "talk like a pirate day", even wrote him a calling of my own :)
"Hear me, oh pirate, oh godform of rum,
For I am your ally, your partner in crime.
Come, buccaneer, commandeer this ole ship,
And let's sail together to the island of treasures,
All loot that we'll find there is ours to keep,
We're gonna get rich beyond of all measures.
So come claim your bounty
Your half of the bread,
Come, oh dear Zalty,
With your lady in red...."
maybe worth a post for itself