Officially Unofficial WHO Covid-1984 Update - January 19, 2022 (SATIRE)

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In order to reduce the spread of the flu, The WHO now mandates that masks be worn over the eyes and nose while eating or drinking in bars and restaurants. The mouth may be uncovered so as to allow for food and beverage consumption. However, this only applies to countries that have a population between 66 and 366 million.

,A study from a leading scientific organization speculates that people riding roller coasters have a higher risk of catching phantom viruses. In light of this, The WHO recommends people riding roller coasters to tape masks over their mouths. This only applies to roller coasters faster than 16.66 mph.

To help streamline global extortion and finance governments, shot QR codes will automatically link with tax agencies, banks, and GoogAppleZon to extort instantly, paper free, and direct from the bank. Anyone not shot will pay a 50 dollar a day “bioterrorism convenience fee”. This is now mandated everywhere except the Cayman Islands.

A new voluntary program, sponsored by GoogAppleZon, Microsoft, Pfizer, and The WHO will be starting on February 1, 2022. Participants in the program will be asked to wear a mask at all times in their personal vehicles, for their safety. If at any point anyone in the vehicle is not wearing a breath inhibitor, the car will die, for their safety. Any individual on earth that doesn’t volunteer for this program will go on a blacklist, for their safety.

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