5 Minute Freewrite: all kinds of screwed up

in #freewrite2 years ago

Find the prompt here:
https://peakd.com/hive-161155/@mariannewest/single-prompt-option-the-weekend-freewrite-7232022

I used a random number generator to select any of the ones I hadn't yet done, and it chose the second: all kinds of screwed up

Okay, okay, okay, here we go. The kid has run off. The dogs are waiting patiently, for the moment, for breakfast. Brendan is sighing in another room. I think I can do this. All kinds of screwed up. Let's go character.

Fredwina was all kinds of screwed up. Her right arms was screwed to her left shoulder (and vice versa), her neck was screwed to her belly button, and her head was screwed to her left hand. This was because she was right-handed. Having her shoulder areas free of head, it made a nice table, and then she could bring her face up to her plate and eat very easily. The neck sticking out of her belly button was just for decoration.

Not typing for a moment. Trying to picture Fredwina. Must keep typing. It's just, with her arms screwed on the opposite sides, they would rotate toward her back, right? So when she brings her head up to her plate, that's happening from behind. I'm really having a hard time keeping typing while I try to picture it. My body wants to move my limbs in a way to try to replicate how it works for her. And why is she like that? Just because she's from a land where everyone is? There's the timer.

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