Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is coffee
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entries from @doctorcrypto and @theabsolute!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winners of This Week's PUNday Monday Are...
The Winner!
Best Pun
Best Pun of the Entire Week
Best Overall Pun
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
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Our winner was
@doctorcrypto
Our entries came from
@doctorcrypto, @theabsolute
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Coffee
As in,
My best friend is a cup of coffee. When they get really steamed, I just listen while they Vente.
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
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I need to take a selfie when I get my coffee. Can't help but get a mugshot
You and @doctorcrypto are on FIRE this week. I wish we had some more people here to see how funny you two are!
I'm just happy that I can espresso myself even when I'm pressed for time.
I'll re-drip this and see if any new members percolate.
They better get in here though.. before it's too latte.
The most potent coffee additive comes from the back leg muscle of young cows.
So much calfine!
up for days.
— Excuse me, Sir, do you want our Wi-Fi pass?
— Sure, but do pass me a Co-Fi first, please!
I guess I need more coffeedence if I'm to pun along with you...
Nice one!
I had no grounds to win last week.
Thank you anyways!
I guess i'll try for a triple shot.
Everyone needs to wear a face mask now.
I like to think of it as my coughie filter.
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