Another weekend is here. I hope you have had a great week. Otherwise, not to worry. It will be over soon and you can look forward to a better week ahead. Meanwhile, here are some humorous quips. I hope today’s selection will bring on a chuckle, or at least a smile. Enjoy your weekend.
One hundred percent of divorces start with a marriage. - Mark Gungor
Pig-headed stubbornness is the perseverance of somebody we don't like. - Robert Elliot Gonzales
If a man owes me money, I never seem to forget. But if I do the owing, I somehow never remember. - Aristophanes
Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence. - Oscar Wilde
Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne
Some people aren’t just missing the odd screw. The whole freaking toolbox is gone. - Unknown
The opera is like a husband with a foreign title: expensive to support, hard to understand, and therefore a supreme social challenge. - Cleveland Amory
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. - Unknown
Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat. - Unknown
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson
Jumping for joy is good exercise. - Unknown
If you want to be found, stand where the seeker seeks. - Sidney Lanier
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