Have You Been Involved in an Injury That Wasn't Your Fault?

in #funny8 years ago

When you're 2 days into your new job trying to score a fat worker's compensation payout

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I got injured once when I was sexually attacked by @steemnsfw, I have forgiven him by now but still have problems walking straight.

could use that coolant spray for when i have mexican food

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Come now dandy, you weren't straight to begin with.

The Mexican restaurant normally don't have fire extinguisher, they have these instead

What are you talking about I was always straight as a bow ! I mean arrow ...

@Dandesign, you should've just given it to him

You know how persistent @steemnsfw can be

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Haha what on earth is he doing to your bum

@Acolucky calls it a fog machine for crabs or a skin regenerator for the anus . We are not sure which is correct

haha lmao

Get it? Walking straight.

A little metaphor

Couldn't hurt anyone.

Work can be so hazardous

Especially when you're on the short end of the stick branch

haha feels like when your friends get disconnected the moment the game starts

The quickest way to an injury


There won't be any compensation for that

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i think a couple of them were actually interested

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This was great, thanks.

Hey Traffy,

With remotely related to sports post, i think it would be great if you add serious tags like soccer, sports, & cartwheel so all the sports types will come to funny to check it out & help grow our #funny community.

just my 0.2SBD of ideas

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaal!
Deejay

chuck a few more relevant tags depending on the joke? sure, if i remember to in the future, why not

that's why we love you traffy......Muuuuaaaah!

Great call dj23 im a huge sports fan and post on the topic a fair bit, i will resteem trafs post and hope to bring some sport steemians to funny.

You're right, #sports is huge!

Thank you for the Re-Steem @foles09 and for supporting #funny! You're going to be an awesome Steemian!

good idea dj..
like it man!!

thanks for the support @mdnafis,

Good suggestion

simple but effective

Yeah crypto seems to be a bit light on the funny side

extremely light, probably one of the smallest community here on Steemit, we have no where to go but up

What's with all these whales lazying out with their tags? Hmph, they think they're so cool and all.

look@yesaye,

don't be presumptuous or condescending

how would anyone know exactly which addition tags should be placed in?

In fact the poster who uses less tags and more specific ones is being ethical and not abusing tags like others do

traf isn't into sports, we're all here to help and guide each other, doesn't matter the size of the fish, we all swim in the same Steem ocean and are equally human, we have our limits, the point is together we stronger and we do better

please refrain from unjustified rudeness it's disrespect our whole #funny community, you don't want to be disrespected here on the Steem blockchain, can be career sucide, i fcuk you not, and i mean it for your awareness and benefit

Bruh that was a joke. '-'
Where's the sense of humor bro?

it's the ignorance in your excuse of a joke.....re-read my reply to you

you do realise sarcasm is lowest and laziness form of humour right?

Get your head out of your ass bruh

Oh, do I?
Jokes aside, let's not forget that we're in the funny section and people have different kinds of sense of humor.

And if sarcasm is the laziest form of humor, then my comment also becomes ironical.
Now, if that ain't top class comedy, what is? ;)
Your ass or mine?

don't confuse idiocy for irony

if you have to ask obviously you can't read

butt i can see you mouth is full, you better go take a shit

Easy there buddy even men need to be warmed up can't just go in unprotected. At least a little spit C'mon be gentle.

you are not as funny as you think you are using sarcasm and worst pointing out other people's punchlines here in this post

telling people what you see is called a spoiler, it takes away Steemains appreciation of their joke, or some would say your just being a show-off, I call it being a dickhead

Get it? Head out of your ass?

Wait, where did I point out someone's punchline?

Uh, I don't?
Dick ≠ Ass

Maybe you're right, but it's nicer when two becum one

no point explaining, dickhead's can't take feedback

You are stuck so deep your eyes are covered, plese pull it out and you'll see

Have you ever been involved in an election that was Russia's fault?

Similarly seeking a large compensation payout...

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haha, damn, he's the time traveler we need

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Hahaha,

Terry Tate Office line backer. Love it!

Don't do it in church

They'll just assume you've been touched by H.S.

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does HS stand for holy shit?

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Lmao all you have to do is yell and they fall to the ground

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its just his breath

Lol was expecting something like this ;)

It would be fun to see these guys play rugby, It would probably take more than a day with all stoppages

Haha yeah it would be shocking, the player just runs to touch down area and no one is allowed to touch him. Let's call is sarcastaball :D

Haha that would be a good name for it

Pretty sure the other guy's been eating some chilli Cheetos.

You gotta be careful cuz you might sustain worse injuries by your paramedics

Here, this should put you to sleep so we can attend your injuries

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feel like i'm watching dumb and dumber

Haha, it's funnier when it's real life.

Thats some home made anesthesia alright hehe

Lol, the longer without shower, the more potent it is.

Haha you are right he knows the perfect balance

Drivers, BEWARE!!

This pedestrian will hit you and sue you

hope that, this shit tragedy wont be happend to anyone...
it sucks... 😂😂
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Reminds me of a news story and how important it is to never work on your lawn mower in the nude!

Ive been injured many times before and it hasn't been my fault.

Its always been alcohols

When you are better actor ...then sportsman

This is my favorite

yeah i tried slamming my genitalia in the photocopy tray flap but after about 50 unsuccessful tries i finally cummed, so i just chalk it up as a win-win

the long line behind me was a bit awkward though

Long line?! Man, slamming genitalia in the photocopy tray sure seems to be a thoroughly followed culture at your workplace.

almost no line at the express copier, you know how it is, most employees refuses to admit how fast they really are

he does not want to miss any moment ..

No body will notice my fault...lol
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hehehehhehehehe nice acting

Lol, when the simulator has a bad day, ha ha ha :D

Ofcourse it is your fault as it is here.

I'm having a really hard time trying to figure out who's in the same team as the goalie.

They deserve Oscar :)

First I have started my job, I tried to race with old ones. The result is
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When ı try to my new skills !! Always like this
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Amazing Australian football catch (Andrew Walker)

Injured Greek football player gets help

At least you reacted quickly. My perception is very long. I will try this my next job.

just tell me this is a celebration of a goal and that is not a cheater 😆

You caught me! Yes, this is a celebration but I think he is also a cheater :)

hahahahhaha he deserve a Oscar for acting .
That's was damn hilarious.......

hahahahaha When you are unable to do some stuff and you make excuses and put blame on others:)

What a meme , that dude should get best actor award . hahahahahaha can't stop laughing after seeing that.

owo its really funny @traf ty for shareing dear

Looks like somebody's in the wrong sport.

so when you dont respect your old hard workers, and think with your greedy comfidence, you can do it easily and try to get equal payouts like them and do compition vs your old and seniour at job

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And got this brilliant result as compare to your old

Hey man, just wondering.. why don't you make a voting pay-per-use bot ?

@traf,
Yes it's entirely not a fault of mine! It's a fault of the ball :D

Cheers~

That's how I ask for vacation. But they never listen... jerks :D

Hey @traf, you may have noticed the argument that's been going on in this post. I'm sorry about the mess that's created here. I want to know if you felt offended at all by the little joke I made which was a reply to @dj123's comment about adding extra tags. @dj123 thinks this offended you and he's ready to flag my posts even for it.
Please do reply, as I'd like to clear this matter up.
Thank you.

nobody said you offended anyone, you surely don't have what it takes to offend anyone here (this is #funny bruh, fcukig skin is thick here if you haven't notice)

what i did say is that you disrespected our community here, and that's does not sit well with me or others

nevertheless, you did try to offended 1 person, me with shit like this, which is beautiful, i personally love it cause it shows your pretentiousness:

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haha....thanks for encouraging me to use my brain and steem power, you're going to benefit soon

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even an idiot within a few days in Steemit can check a wallet and check for post, you're after being 8 months here still do not understand what seasoned Steemians knows, a non-poster, passive investor like myself have little to lose when dealing with the likes of you, it is obvious you don't get it, but it's ok, you will learn really soon

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i rather be called stupid by you, than be you and feel stupid for a long-long time, which you will very soon

You're only showing my replies to your comments. Now show all the negative things you spewed.
It takes more control to not call names to others than it does to do so.
You still didn't understand what I said in the second screenshot. I won't fall to your level. I won't bitch about you.
In the third screenshot as well, where is your original flame comment?
Also, think twice before abusing your vote power. I can report you to Steem Cleaners as well. You clearly do not know the efforts it takes to build a blog from scratch or else you wouldn't be so insensitive about flagging posts left and right without giving it a second thought. Those of us who've worked hard on creating posts see what a dick move it is that you're pulling.
Just because you bought some SP doesn't mean you ruin the bloggers that are the reason you get to kiss their asses in the comment section.
That's all I have to say, @traf and @idikuci please knock some sense into him.

you're full of BS, you disrespect, condescend and use poor sarcasm, they you tell people you're higher then them, then you bitch about them calling you out, go report to everyone, please make a post about it so i can flag it and respond with equal condescension and show as many of your followers as possible how pretentious you really are, that's what exactly what I told you todo, do it to as many people as you can, i would prefer if you whine really loud as well, please do it, what do you call it again

come down to your level and bitch to other

go do that now, go do your BS, you unrepentant dh, and you can't properly apologize for disrespecting others people communities, besides you took too long making up new excuses and whining, so glad you got into the habit of doing that in the last 8 months here on Steemit, it's pays of big time starting today

That's all I have to say, @traf and @idikuci please knock some sense into him.

wait for it :)

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