Punday Monday 172!

in Comedy - Open Mic3 years ago

Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is vacation
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from @theabsolute

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@theabsolute!

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Our winner was
@theabsolute
Our entries came from
@theabsolute

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This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Vacation
As in,
It’s so nice to get away from it all, but I’m not sure why rich folks like recumbent bovines so much.
Huh?
They do their getaways at the lay cows.

OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.

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What did Ben Grimm want to do after he was knighted? He wanted to go "Sir Thing!"

A: Dude, just get a job already. You're never doing anything!
B: I can't... They're on vacation too.

BADA - BING, you been punned!

Get it? It looks like I'm on vacation all the time because I'm not doing anything, but that's actually not the case at all. It's just that there have been no job offers lately. So you could say I'm on vacation because THE JOB OFFERS ARE ON VACATION THEMSELVES! HAHAHA. That's obviously a very reasonable explanation.

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