By the time we arrived at ‘City Sauna’, we were both feeling a little pissed. ‘La Chambre Swingers Club & Sex Dungeon' was sealed, and I mean a fucking huge gate is now in the way, 12 feet high and beyond both of us.
One of the day's highlights had been cruelly whipped away from us and the whips inside that deviant club would have to be discovered another day.
A Brothel of some renown was a decent substitute, one that has seen a documentary written about it (even though brothels are technically illegal in England), even better, though it's dressed up as a 'Sauna & Massage Parlour'.
Being advertised as 'the older woman for the older man' is a little different but seeing what is on offer today made me think otherwise. I suppose some older blokes might enjoy the 'fat crinkly arse' type, but they don't all appear to be cougars at least when viewed from the rear.
Yes, 'City Sauna' is still in business. How they are evading the authorities, fuck knows as the services they offer are barely disguising their true intent. So why am I outside their very battered premises?
Normal business practice for the UK I would say, and as a side benefit it gives us explorers some fodder to feast on.
‘Busty Lilly’ is trying to get a degree by selling her arse and occasionally cheap custard. All you need to do is pour tins of the stuff over your client sitting in the Jacuzzi and listen to his moans of… ‘Oh yeah, baby! All over!'. It's a hard life.
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...'City Sauna in the days when you could walk up, knock on the door and get a discount shag'...
Entering ‘City Sauna’ was hardly a feat of nature. It had been ‘Tour Bussed’ so hard that the front door was open and short of walking around the extremely ineffective anti-climbing fencing we were inside.
Having watched part of the documentary, 'A Very British Brothel', I could identify the front desk and décor, though it was a little more wretched on our arrival.
Poetry for the punters, or for the ‘workers’ that would be sitting provocatively on the sofa waiting patiently for the next goon to walk in?
I see extravagant outgoings for the finest quality hand wash. From what I see in the blurred distance, I would likely take anything.
'City Sauna' is still accommodating for would-be visitors, though none of this food is particularly edible.
Sections of the ground floor were looking a little ‘burnt’. This would be nothing compared to what we would see shortly.
Why Mr. Ali's council tax bill ended up here, I can't tell you. Maybe he was a desperate punter trying to get a cheaper blowjob by selling his sob story of debt to one of the ‘workers’.
The desk telephone for taking ‘orders’ was still intact. Most other things had been scattered around.
I can’t figure out all this; times and fees but for what services? A hand job is going to be cheaper than a bondage session, but the prices appear to be similar.
'Only the best seats for my girls' – I can see that was the case once.
The décor is fucking awful if I am allowed to say so. Who thought of this?
The cellar was the usual dingy hole with little down there besides what looked like a broken vacuum cleaner.
It was time to ascend to where the action used to lay (as did the many middle-aged..., not so-succulent ladies).
If I was to attend 'City Sauna' and be sent up these stairs, I would be performing a quick U-Turn. Gone was the beautiful furniture of the lower sections, only to be replaced by the entrance to a burnt hellish dystopia.
The Sauna room had survived even though all that panelled wood would go up nicely in flames given the opportunity.
Very serviceable, simply move the wood around, light the coals and you could start sweating profusely before taking a dildo up the arse.
If one room had survived the 'fire' it was that one. Moving out and into the corridor looked like moving into the abyss (or for someone like me, derp normality).
At least one of the lights had not exploded.
When you can visibly see the floor fifteen feet below and wave to your comrade, you do need to take a little more care.
These lights had fared even better, with just a touch of melting.
Disappointed that we were late again, and were not going to encounter sex toys, KY-Jelly, lubricant, smelly knickers, dildos, or vibrators we spotted the pinnacle of our visit… those stairs!
If I thought the stairs at Burnley Building Supplies, were a challenge, these were at a different level.
Try and avoid the bottom step... is always great advice.
With stinking black encrusted fingers I reached the top floor of ‘City Sauna’ and gazed at my surroundings.
Just off the landing section was a room that miraculously had escaped the wrath of the inferno and someone was living here?
Why is it that nobody ever pays their bills? Yaser is also not the ex-owner of ‘City Sauna’.
It's that Ali bloke again, the one who wants the sexual freebies. That is a decent-sized Water bill amassed over a long period.
It was a short distance to the 'squatter room' that had escaped the fire, and it was just as well.
Going down the ‘Corridor of Ultimate Doom’ would have spelled death; I could smell it in the air. There was no stepping over that floor and I know my limits!
Descending that burnt-blackened rotten stairway was no less easy than getting up. I generally jump the bottom stair but as that floor is also full of holes, thought better of it.
Very Apt I say. You could lock yourself into ‘City Sauna’ if you really can't get enough of it.
In essence, 'City Sauna' is a fucking death-trap. This has to be one of the worst staircases I have encountered, and all for Mr. Ali, and his mate who just want cheaper shags.
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Nothing to see here ... other than a rake in reception. The thought of what the need for that is would have killed my desires immediately.
They did (still do) offer extreme fetish services, so next time you are in Sheffield... 😀
I'll have to bring the secateurs to balance the enjoyment.
I get the impression that you may live near a ghost town with all of the abandoned buildings you get to explore. Racking my brain but have you ever explored an abandoned bowling alley? I imagine that would be wondrous.
Taking a dildo up the ass hahahah! You are a true renaissance man seemingly writing just for my enjoyment.
I do have to travel, Sheffield is not very close to where I live. Everything around my place has already been done!
Not done a Bowling Alley yet, actually haven't seen one appear on the radar.
Well.. you know some of them like chicks with strap-on's... hehe...
"Very serviceable, simply move the wood around, light the coals and you could start sweating profusely before taking a dildo up the arse..." 😂😂😂
This is one deeply bizarre place!!!... But, as usual, another deliciously hilarious article... Ahhh... And more of those wonderfully crazy photos of places that once caught fire !... Thanks for sharing @slobberchops friend!
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Before it was a Brothel, it was a pub flanked by a huge factory. From the days when the workers flowed out of their shit job and into the pub to forget about what was just next door.
Hard on would not last long entering a dive like this even when functioning, wall paper, creaky old rusted bed, cupboard with gravy.....?
Know nothing about reverse engineering, sorry beyond me!
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You don't? that's how I make my living! 😃
Three speed walking stick, AC DC and everything in between, honest way to make a living!
Very exotic. I guess the clients were not too worried about the decor. Was this one for the bucket list?
Not really, it was doing the rounds last year and doesn't contain an awful lot of content.., but has some decent history. Anything 'sex' is always somewhere to visit.
Maybe the decor in there looks better with the lights low and the black light blaring lol 😆
You can still see the flowery wallpaper on the upper floors, but all is grey now. Could be...
Lol..the history... Are abandoned establishments just really open that anyone can trespass? 😅
As a rule no.., but if the front door happens to be open.., then it makes life easier for us!
You never disappoint, thank you for another great post.
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If I may ask, is the brothel the gigantic building in the picture?
It's the cylindrical looking building in the foreground.
Loving the melted light display again. It's a pity the arsonists always seem to turn up - what a mess they make.
I just did lol
One of the most scary and deterior places I have seen you visit, the first picture really set the scenes with the dark sky and I fall for the documentary I though you were joking jajaja its awful, thx for me probably one of you most entertaining post
The documentary is authentic, but I don't know why they would draw attention to themselves as a borderline illegal practice.
btw I remember reading a post of yours where you explain how hard it was to grow your account on Hive but I lost the link and dont remember the tittle, by any chance do you have the link or remember the tittle? want to bookmark it and read it again
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More burnt interiors, so odd. Maybe I'm just imagining it, but it does seem like the last few you shared had more burning, or am I just remembering incorrectly? I'd say it'd be interesting to be a fly on the wall in aa place like this when it was open (or it's new current place) but somehow I feel like even AS a fly, i'd need some hand sanitizer lol. Funny place @slobberchops
Lots more burnt ones coming up I'm afraid. On full day we did last year, they were ALL burnt!
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Sheesh! it was a scary place to visit!
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I'm enjoy this post so very much. I like your style. And I apologize 'Cause I know you aren't happy, but damn what a cool story.
"Non-suculent ladies" at all, right 😄
Prostitution it's a fucking scourge but well, that's another whole level of degradation.
There are some guys out there who like toothless girls and kinky stuff.
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