A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… (?) Well, more like in a present far, far away…
STAR WARS: Episode X
The COVID Awakens as a Menace, and Returns to Strike Back
These are dark times for the Republic, - and when I say “Republic”, I actually mean the entire world. Everything seems lost. We cannot even count on our Generals. That is the problem of having being treated as Royalty previous to this job, I guess. The Darth Covid-19 has gained power all over the galaxy. People are afraid of him, hiding in their houses. As a sign of respect, or fear, every single citizen around the globe is wearing a mask, to show him respect. Nonetheless, respect is a concept that people have lost in these days. The Darth COVID, along with his SITH partners, Count Racism and Police Brutality Grievous, have been terrorizing every block, in every street, in every part of the world. Desperation is imminent. It is imperative to stop their actions, immediately.
Since Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac and Adam Driver disappeared, the world has been on danger. It urgently needs the help of a Jedi Master… or, may I say, two Jedi Masters: Mark Hamill and, wait… oh, yes… none other than Master Yo… Frank Oz, who… wait? OH MY GOD! Is he…? No, it cannot be. OH MY GOD, HE IS! He is Luke’s son. After Mark adopted Frank in Dagobah, they have been happily living in Malibu. Although confusion is normal, people do not know if they are Luke and Yoda, or Mark and Frank. Either way, they couldn’t be happier.
Now, the destiny of the world relies on their Jedi acuteness and determination to put an end to Darth Covid and the Empire of chaos he has created. That is why the Resistance send an encrypted message to Mark and Frank’s base, in order for them to stop their father-son activities, and put on their robes for them to save the world. Their lightsabers are waiting for them. These are the heroes we are looking for, since, evidently, the Force is profoundly strong with them. Now, we the help of every single person in the world, they have the duty to stop the plans of mischievous Darth Covid and destroy the First Order’s base in the “Starkiller Hospital”, while creating conscience to the world regarding social distancing and the correct use of face masks.
Lol nice storyline here I think it’s pretty awesome. Some aspects of it are eerily similar to reality. Perhaps I would put the evil emperor as Bill Gates, controlling all the strings. Will there be a Vader that will turn on his master and strike the lie down? We shall see!
Thanks so much for sharing this story!