The biggest problem with a small tree is how little CHRISTMAS LOOT fits underneath it! Y'know, the REASON for the SEASON?
Wait, breaking news! Apparently the holiday is about something else according to some people. Bah, no time for negativity like that!
I'll make sure Santa brings you one small box to put under your tree, since this is a matter of such concern to you. HA HA!
Good things come in small packages, or at least so they say.