Hey! how did you celebrate the World's Labor Day this past Saturday, May 1?

in Deep Dives3 years ago

¿With a cheerful #HivePUD?

¿With a Minimum Wage nice rise?

¿Just doing the same old same old?

Well, I couldn't celebrate it in the same way as these three above. You know? Venezuelan people was not as lucky. We actually had some sort of minimum wage increase as well. But maybe not how you can imagine it.

One more time most of us were re-baptized in a somewhat unkind way. To wake up to a new reality to face life. Look at this holy sacred scene!!

"From now on, your monthly minimum wage plus the food bonus will be oscillating around $3.50 dohla$ for a short time"

That was what the mighty priest told us while he was giving us that refreshing holy dip. But everyone over here also knows that not everything is because of him. Neither that he is the only culprit in this whole crippled and subpar situation in our lovely country. There are many other evil actors that we cannot lose sight of. Some within our own country and many others outside of it.

¡Let's review this thingy one more time!

And then on the few occasions when I still have electricity and a relatively decent, although very poor internet connection, as to be able to publish something here while I'm fucking around on the Hive blockchain. You wonder!

I bet you surely wonder...

¿How the heck this old Gandalf never lose his formidable crankiness nor his outstanding hilarious sense of humor when he post his sarcastic and cynical stuff?

Well, it may be easy. Or maybe not! But you just have to have:

"A Lot of Patience"


«While the shit doesn't reach the fan equally for everyone»

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Cranky Gandalf

Cheers!

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World Labor Day? I'm in the US dude, we make all our own shit, we have our own Labor Day which we do not spLeL with a U by the way and same goes for soccer/football.

Hey buddy! at the moment I'm unable to watch this video you are sharing here with me. My internet connection already went tits up until the point of a sovereign awful halt. But certainly I can smell what this video is all about. So, I will tell you only this in the meantime.

Should we show to Machiavelli all the self made bling bling in this video to ask him again about his current opinion and advice for us the nice guys?

You know how jokes really suck if you have to explain them? The punch line gets lost if you have to stop and explain the title, ruins it. Like sayin how we make shit up as we go and then follow up by attaching quite possibly the funniest track to date, cleverly titled: "Fuck Er'body But Me."

And the viewer can't watch it.

Oh yeah! never dare to explain a good joke. ¡Never! That's not PoB at all and will be totally useless to successfully separate the wheat from the chaff. };)

And the viewer can't watch it.

Don't worry comrad! later around midnight, hopefully I'll be able to appreciate the witty impact of this funniest track to date with what you are rewarding me in all its splendor. :)

I demand an update by 0600, you're excused.

i read your post ! I read your post !
Are you happy now? lol

And I think knitting is the wrong route to my attaining your wisdom...how about cooking something instead?
Will my apron turn pink?