Hello to you friends! π So today I am on for the ongoing challenge #threefunnyfactsaboutme which was started by @father2b ...You need to read his post Threefunnyfactaboutme ...lol, it cracked me up. However, @c0ff33a made it official by putting it out here for anyone who wishes to participate in the challenge.
I am also glad that @c0ff33a tagged me to join in the challenge...he sure knows I like to do this kind of challenges. π€ͺ Now I am here thinking of how to put down some facts about me which you should find funny...hopefully, I don't embarrass myself. ππ Ah, I do not have photos of these things, so I'd use giphy to represent them...I hope it works.
Fact One
I Once Farted By "Mistake" During A Hot Kiss...πππ
Lol, if I could turn back the hands of time and do something differently, I would...hahaha! There was this guy back then I really liked, he liked me to but I guess he wanted to take his time to get to know me better before going further. I was practically waiting for the day he would ask me out on a date or to visit his apartment you know. Not so long after my wait, the day finally came...he told me about it and I agreed, the date was set and all that was left was for that day to come.
The night before that day, I had indigestion...I guess I must have eaten too much, I don't know so I took something for it and just went to bed. Maybe because I slept immediately, I woke up feeling the same way...my tummy was bloated and all I needed was just to belch or fart, just to let out some gas but it didn't happen when I wanted it.
I was not feeling comfortable but I still I couldn't afford to miss the long awaited date. I wore something nice but free so my bloated tummy won't show...I told myself I wasn't going to eat but just have a drink and if I was going to eat then it would be very little.
To cut long story short, the date venue was his place... I did eat very little...afterwards we started on a conversation and before I knew it the mood or should I say the atmosphere lol changed and well, we started kissing. π Almost, exactly when we started I began to feel the urge to fart. I tried holding it back so as to enjoy the kiss a little bit more...and at a point I thought I succeeded in suppressing the fart but damn! It came out so strong not just for a brief moment...lol. It was like the sound of a fire cracker ππ immediately, it came he just paused even though I tried fighting the rest it just came out anyway...like the saying goes "you can't cheat nature".
I felt very embarrassed...I just wanted to disappear or run away lol but then I felt very relieved. ππ
Fact Two
I tend to set up a quarrel in my relationship
You may want to call it weird or not lol...π I have this thing about causing or setting up a quarrel in my relationship intentionally. Why do I do that? Hmmm, sometimes I could feel like it has been a long time I and my partner had quarrelled ...so I might just want to initiate one just to see how it plays out. I could just set it up from any little thing and make it a big deal lol, just so we have something to get angry at each other for. This most times end up being an actual fight which I have to apologise for lol. π I could be such a baby afterwards though lol...π
Fact Three
The reactions of men who watch football cracks me up all the time π
While other people go to watch football in a viewing centre...I personally enjoy looking at people as they watch the football match lol. I mean if you really want to enjoy watching a football match try going to a viewing centre. I know some prefer watching in the comfort of their homes but for me it's no fun.
When it comes to watching it in a viewing centre you see people in their different characters...you see some arguing about how a pass should have been made, you see another group of people coaching while screaming from their seats like the footballers can actually hear what they say...lol. Then when there is a missed goal they begin to insult the player like they can do better...π€£ There was even this one time, I saw a guy using his legs while his eyes were fixed on the screen..I bet he felt like he was the one playing the ball lol. You see so many funny characters in the viewing centre that would just make you laugh...they do make me laugh though.
So that's #threefunnyfactsaboutme I hope you enjoyed the read...ππ
Now tagging, @chekohler, @wwwiebe and @nikolina to join. π€ͺ
To participate in the challenge, you can see more details in the original post...
https://peakd.com/hive-151781/@c0ff33a/are-you-up-to-the-threefunnyfactsaboutme-challenge
-------->The Rules<--------
This is going to be pretty simple, we need three funny facts - but you need to make a good story for each one, embellish your facts with a decent amount of background information, unique photos if you have them - the more you put in the greater the chance of being selected for a Hive prize. Putting
I once stuck a hot dog sausage in my ear, and my neighbours dog then ate it and nearly bit my ear off
I pierced my nipple with a paperclip
I have Exit Only tattooed on my buttocks
Does qualify as #threefunnyfactsaboutme - but if you want to win a Hive Prize you really need to give us a good story - and some good pictures to go with it too.
You should also link to this post, and also 3 Funny Facts About Me by @father2b as it was his concept.
Finally tag three of your Hive friends you would like to take part in this challenge.
Stay Safe And Remain Positive. ππ
Damn, that was so disgusting. Of course that would be embarrassing. How could you..hahahaha
ππ It was nature's call. π€ͺπ
Haha how embarrassing - what did he say when you farted? Or did he just pretend nothing happened?
Oh yeah it was so embarrassing! π Well, he tried so much to hide it but he laughed and teased me about lol but then I at some point I felt he was no longer comfortable with me...I wasn't either. ππ
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Hahahahahahahaha.
AAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
No, I've got nothing that can beat that. π
Lol...I bet there are worse. π π