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Captain Crypto: School time. Today's lesson...Bitcoin 101.
Mr. Dumas: (raises hand)
Captain Crypto: Yes, Dumas?
Mr. Dumas: Will there be a test on this?
Captain Crypto: No.
Dr. Haufenmist: (raises hand)
Captain Crypto: Yes, Haufenmist?
Dr. Haufenmist: Can I go to sleep then?
Captain Crypto: No. And change of plans. There WILL be a test.
General Kellimahl: (raises hand)
Captain Crypto: Yes, Kellimahl?
Gen. Kellimahl: Since there's a test, can I have a pencil for notes?"
Captain Crypto: Listen now. Notes later. So, to begin...Bitcoin started in 2008 or '09...
Dr. Haufenmist: (raises hand)
Captain Crypto: Yes, Haufenmist?
Dr. Haufenmist: Which year was it?
Captain Crypto: Well, I'm about to explain.
Gen. Kellimahl: (raises hand)
Captain Crypto: Yes, Kellimahl?
Gen. Kellimahl: How can it have two start years?
Captain Crypto: Well, I'm about to explain.
Mr. Dumas: (raises hand)
Captain Crypto: Yes, Dumas?
Mr. Dumas: Which is the answer on the test?
Captain Crypto: So, in October 2008 the Bitcoin whitepaper...
Dr. Haufenmist: (raises hand)
Captain Crypto: Yes?
Dr. Haufenmist: Why's it gotta be white? Is it racist?
Captain Crypto: No. Of course not. Bitcoin is for everyone. It's fair for all.
Gen. Kellimahl: It coulda ben a blackpaper.
Mr. Dumas: But then you'd need white ink.
Dr. Haufenmist: Nuh-uh. How about light gray ink?
Mr. Dumas: Who's ever hear of light gray ink?
Gen. Kellimahl: The same folks who make white ink.
Captain Crypto: Okay. Next person who asks a question gets kicked out! Do you understand?
The Man: You just asked a question. Are you gonna kick yourself out?
Captain Crypto: (walks off)
Creator: God bless our teachers.
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