Bitkenstan_86 - A summary.

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A story about bitcoin, crypto, blockchain, and life.


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The Man: I can summarize.
Captain Crypto: Wonderful! The floor is yours, Mr. Theman.
The Man: It's THE MAN (TM). But to sum...

The Man: Bitcoin 101 a summary by THE MAN (TM)

The Man: So, Halloween 2008 some hippie chick named Alice moves out to the desert...and starts herding alpacas and she's fending off coyotes. She also got a weird cult going to brainwash pigs so they all think alike in consensus. One day she's out gathering wild mushrooms or something, and a dude tries to sell her a book. Who sells books like that? She figures he's some loco stalker...and pushes him off a ledge. Then, early 2009, some louse named Bob walks up. He's coming from a burrito-eating contest where they put the score up on a big jumbo-tron. Since Alice is all earthy, she's been shearing alpacas, spinning yarn, and weaving socks. Alice is selling socks, probably to turn around and buy illegal stuff on the dark web. Alice flirts Bob into buying socks. He doesn't need 'em. But he's such an oaf, she wallops him with an exorbitant price. And the sucka pays it! Alice sets up an online shop at and she's killin' it now. And that's it. That's bitcoin. Bitcoin 101 a summary by THE MAN (TM)

Creator: Nailed it.

Originally posted May 21, 2020 at

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