You've been using that thing without a VPN?! I was unaware that's even possible.
Whaddup, been long haulin? I didn't see you around for a couple days, figured you were out paying taxes. Just think, if not for you and other hard working Americans like you, a couple dudes wouldn't be partying it up on the golf course right now.
I probably shouldn't have said that. Someone's peeping in the peep hole, I hear breathing.