Hello hivelanders!
These days, things are moving in the crypto universe... not just staking and DeFi!
Bitcoin is back above 10k USD and Ethereum above 300 USD.
It would be nice to have a HIVE debit card for the next bull run!!!
Meanwhile, I have prepared a prototype made of cardboard ;-)
This card has incredible options !!!
- It works on Visa and Mastercard circuits!
- It is contactless!
- Free flights worldwide on any airline, including helicopters:
- You can have cocktails and beer for free in any bar or pub on the planet!
- Suites in any hotel are offered!
- By showing your card you can rent any Lamborghini model for free... even from privates!
In addition, the card is equipped with:
- 1 screwdriver !!!
- 1 knife, very useful in the kitchen !!!
- 1 hand saw to cut branches or trees !!!
In short, better than a Swiss Army knife Victorinox!!!
What other options would you like to have included in this multipurpose card?
Let me know in the comments ;-)
Hugs!
Hivelander The Immortal Mannequin
@hivelander
Hivelander a.k.a Steemitri The Mannequin @steemitri
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I think you've pretty well covered all the necessities. Except, well, if not free motorcycles then free tires and gas for motorcycles. Yeah, that'd fix it.
And maybe a fire striker on one edge that isn't otherwise occupied. As if I might possibly forget a lighter or matches when I need to start a fire.
I just added a flamethrower!!!
I hope it's enough to light a fire, hahaha!
omg you need to mint this one! i'll buy it!
That ought to do it. No such thing as overkill when you are trying to start a fire.
!ENGAGE 25
ENGAGEtokens.WOW, questa si che è una carta 💳 utilissima!
Se vuoi che abbia successo anche in Veneto, non può mancare il cavatappi 🍾 e il 🍷 calice per il vino! 😂
Un caro abbraccio 🤗 plasticoso, mio simpatico manichino!
!tip & !BEER 🍻
Et voilà!!!
Salute!!!!
WOW, 👏che efficienza: sei più veloce della luce! 😍
Grazie, @hivelander: sei il "mio" numero uno! 🥇
I’ll take 100 of them please.
Oh yeah man! I will send you 1000 of these cards!!!
Lol...I don't know what else to say but this is funny and I wish I thought of it! Nice work.
(I curangel'ed this for you mate...Passion, personality and effort - The three things I look for!)
Thanks for stopping by Galen ;-)
This crazy HIVE crypto card supports AUD ;-)
Lol...I'd better get me one then!
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
this is hilarious
We need this card... seriously, hahaha!
Maybe I should talk to @roomservice and create a proposal ;-)
Wow quanti utilizzi ha questa carta! :)
La creatività sprizza da tutti i tuoi pori...ops pori non ne dovresti avere :)
!BEER
Con questa carta te la cavi ovunque, hahaha!!!
How about a phased plasma gun in the 40-watt range?
But seriously, I have a credit card sized multitool with a bottle opener. You could one-up that with a P-38 style can opener.
I'm sure cardstock or plasticard is as good as steel.
Oh send me a picture of that multitool... I'm curious ;-)
A plasma gun!?!? Hahaha, I will add that too :-)
It's this gadget.
I carry a P-38 on my keychain, a Leatherman Wave on my belt, and a cheap pocket knife. I'm pretty well set for tools, but I really need The Doctor's sonic screwdriver to complete my EDC loadout.
Oh nice tool!
If you visit Switzerland you should buy a Victorinox Swiss Army knife ;-)
https://www.victorinox.com/ch/en/Products/Swiss-Army-Knives/c/SAK
There is also this cool card ;-)
I have an authentic Victorinox Swiss Army Knife. I don't tend to use it, though. The Leatherman is bulkier and heavier, but I use the core pliers frequently. My current pocket knives is a spring-assisted flipper, and that is far more convenient fornone-hand operation. That's not to say the Swiss Army Knife isn't a key part of my emergency kit or camping gear loadout, though.
Geniale!
Questa è la mia funzionalità preferita!!
Ne prenoto una ahahah
Ottimo!!! Te ne tengo da parte un paio ;-)
So creative and I wish it is real! I will take some cards for my fam too.
Thanks!
I reserved a few cards for you :-)
i stole your idea, and made an infinity-backed credit card. i hope you're not mad at me.
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